Wednesday, April 23, 2008

You shoulda seen the beaver suits...

Part of the reason why I'm excited about the new Chronicles of Narnia movies (with Prince Caspian coming out next month) is because I wanna heal the horror that the 1989 version caused me.

I'm talking about people in animal suits. Even as a 8-ish year old (I forgot how old I was when I first read the books and watched the movies), those actors pretending to be talking in animals were REALLY BAD.

Example, the 1989 version of Reepicheep the mouse:


Picture quality's bad, but that is indeed a dude in an mouse suit. With another dude in an badger suit standing behind him.

Now let's compare it to the 2008 version of Reepicheep:


D'AWWWWW HESSHOCUUUTE...

Not that this 2008 version is perfect, of course. Here's a list of complaints that won't make sense unless you've read the books (HINT HINT):

  • Prince Caspian is supposed to be 13. THIRTEEN YEARS OLD IN THIS MOVIE. The actor who plays him is TWENTY SIX. GODDAMMIT. (He's also supposed to be blonde -_-)
  • Okay, what is this rumor about a Caspian/Susan love interest??? THIS IS NOT RIGHT FOR SO MANY REASONS WHICH ARE SPOILERS SO I WON'T TYPE THEM HERE (...basically, they have very different and separate fates in the books).
  • ...Telmarines have Spanish accents? I mean, sure they're supposed to be descended from Spanish pirates, but you'd think they'd either just keep on speaking Spanish or adopt a Narnian (British) accent after living there for...er...many, many, many generations...
Having said that, they better make a movie outta The Silver Chair, and it better be good O___O (Voyage of the Dawn Treader was good too, but yeah)

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