There is still *sniff* hope...

*sniffles*

*cough* So...er...I've thought of the perfect birthday present :D You see, it would make me very happy if someone could:

a) Miraculously heal a certain Arsenal player's broken metatarsal before March 7 or...
b) Go to Eindhoven and BREAK THE LEGS OF ALL THE PSV PLAYERS (also before March 7 ^_____^)

I kid, I kid, of course...Aha. Ha. Ha.

...

*goes back to sniffling*