Amusing tidbit from a very bored person

So I'm reading this book for my class called "Comrades and Chicken Ranchers" - it's about Jewish chicken ranchers in California - when I read this,

"I told my landsman in San Francisco who was my cosigner. He was so mad they refused his signature alone! He said, "To hell with them! I will speak to a friend in Petaluma, Mordecai Haller."

Okay, so not EXACTLY Mordecai Heller, but close enough for me to be amused :P

*imagines the cold-blooder tuxedo kitty as a chicken rancher* If I had time, I would draw that :P

Note: Mordecai Haller just cosigned the loan. I'm sure if Mordecai Heller was in similar circumstances, the result would have been more entertaining...and bloody...

...and yes, I'm sad. So BWAH!